Gyank Misspells Team Name on New Uniforms. Hello Vosqueereechee?
Raffi Lalazarian
In a blunder that has brought about a little embarrassment to a team and its manager, Vosgee manager Mardig unveiled new team uniforms on Thursday afternoon in hopes of turning his 0-3 season around. The unveiling went off with out a hitch, except for one small problem. The uni's read: Vosqueereechee Gyank.. translation. The Golden Gay Life.
After the crowd broke out in laughter, Mardig quickly scolded his assistants for not checking the uniforms before they were unveiled. Apparently they arrived just before the press conference, and his assistants thought it'd be great to have them opened real time.
“We obviously are going to correct the problem,” said Vosgee with beads of nervous sweat running down his face. “I have nothing against the gay community, but obviously, the Gay life is not the kind of Gyank we are talking about here.”
A few of the uniforms had already leaked out to the West hollywood area, and are being sold in San Francisco for up to 1,000 dollars.
Vosgee has already said that the uniforms that were sent to other cities for merchandising can stay and be sold as special “collectors items,” of which, all proceeds will come back to the team.
The Gay Union has already ordered a set of 10,000 to hand out during one if its parades in Northern Cali.
“What's next,” joked an audience member. “A team called Ass Grabbers?!” The imagination of some people.