PDiddy calls to congratulate BDiddy on selecting #1 in the 2015 AFFL draft
Raffi Lalazarian
"Congratulations on getting that b****. Now lets win this thing." Those were the words of Sean Combs to BDiddy owner Baret Chakarian shortly after team Diddy won the rights to select first in the 2015 AFFL Draft that will be held Aug. 28th at 830pm at the house of Cousteau. Awesomeness will select second with Magnum Sev.i selecting third.
"It was a great feeling knowing that King Diddy, the First Diddy, Papa Diddy, Oh Mighty God Diddy, was as fired up for winning the draft selection as we were," said Chakarian. "He's a busy guy. We're busy too, but not as busy as him. Good feeling."
Combs called Chakarian at 11:03 pm pacific time, and had a ten minute conversation with the AFFL manager. Contents of the conversation were not made public per BDiddy's request, but information leaked to the Courier said that Combs put together a short list of players he did not wish to see Chakarian draft. Baret is believed to be reviewing the list with fellow co-managers Monkey mike and Tiggly Wiggly.
Diddy entered the draft selection process with the fourth number of ping pong balls in the bin, giving the team a 13% shot at winning the first pick overall. With hardly a keeper to retain, selecting first is a huge boost for Diddy, who had been stuck in the middle of the draft during previous years. Co-manager Monkey Mike explained that had they not jumped into the top three they were simply "f***ed."
Failing to make the post-season over the last two years, BDiddy looks to bounce back in a big way in 2015 and return to the glory years where they were a steady fixture in the playoffs. Interestingly enough, the same can be said for the two teams selecting after them, Awesomeness and Magnum Sev.i. All three teams at the top of the draft have at one time been one of the power teams in the league, but have fallen from grace. With the first overall pick, DIddy has a leg up on trying to rebuild. But don't use that term around Chakarian. He won't accept it.
"We're reloading bro. What rebuild? Do you see me wearing a construction hat? Then what is this rebuild ca ca-may-me? Save that rebuilding word for teams like Vosgee. I don't want to hear it bro."
Reloading starts August 28th. BDiddy has the first bullet in the chamber. Stay tuned.