Nudist Fan Club in New Zealand Say This is Jaj's Year.
Raffi Lalazarian
"We love Jaj" reads the sign outside a nudist colony in New Zealand, home to the largest nude AFFL fan base outside Louie Anderson's shower.
People who come here to rip,dip,and sip, claim that they have followed team Cousteau since its inception in 2008. Walking around the nudist camp you can find Couasteau paraphanalia plastered along the walls of the buildings and the balls of semi-nudists.
“Jaj Cousteau is the best team in the AFFL. I love to Jaj!”
Fredrick Fredickson has Jaj memorabilia all over his house. Posters. Mugs. Sweaters. Cousteau Theme'd couches. You name it, he's Jaj'd all over it. His impressive collection has gotten him the title of biggest fan in the colony. Biggest in terms of collection not.. well you get the point.
When their not batting around the 'ol ping pong ball in a game of table tennis, Nudists at the Free and Friendly Nudist colony have their balls firmly on the line religiously following the AFFL action every Sunday on their tablets and laptops. Mary Wellington of North Smithe said that she has never missed a stat-tracker update of Jaj's Team.
They follow Jaj all day. Every Sunday.
"My boyfriend even tells me, 'can you just leave Jaj alone and come watch Tv,' but I can't. I just need Jaj."
Some of the local restaurants have even incorporated the team into their local menu's. At a local cafe, you can get Couestau pancakes topped with white coconut syrup and sprinkled nuts. At an Italian Deli nearby you can order a meatball sandwich in Alfredo sauce called the "Jaj n' Balls. An Ice-cream "Jajshake" is an optional dessert as well.
Just walking around the nudist camp, you can literally tell excitement is high for the new AFFL season, and the anticipation of this being Cousteau's year. Ask anyone walking around in their birthday suits and they'd be the first to tell you that this year "Jaj comes first." I think we can all agree that's something that goes without saying.